Инстаграм @vanilladingdong Scotty Sire
dear toff, we have taken too many shirtless photos together. we look like assholes. anyway, you are getting old, really OLD. but hey, at least you’re talented, good looking and funny. we don’t always see eye to eye, that’s because i’m slightly shorter than you. if you think i am going to continue to be semi heartfelt then you are a dipshit. happy birthday, best friend.
happy birthday todd, it’s not your birthday yet but tomorrow we are leaving to go to coachella. it’s also your birthday tomorrow. i could’ve waited and posted this tomorrow but i didn’t. anyways it’s cool that we went from going to shows together to playing in shows together. if anybody wants to tell todd happy birthday, don’t! just buy tickets to our show at the house of blues. linked in my bio. maybe next year we can perform at coachella for your birthday. why am i writing like this? goodbye
15 😎 sophomore 🙈 she has my 🍆 and i have her 🍑 ehs football is life 🏈 junior varsity 💪🏻
so i’m hungover right? laying in bed facetuning old photos for fun instead of doing anything productive because my head feels like exploding. i’m zoomed in on my ass trying to turn my saltine cracker into a voluptuous and desirable peach shape, and i’m thinking to myself you know what? i’m proud of myself. i’m just messing around but this looks pretty fuckin believable. then i zoomed out and saw what the fuck i did hahaha