five years ago my heart was put on the line as i was pitted against nineteen other men in the battle for true love. tempers flared and emotions ran high. i ended up finishing third, as my heart finished last; she made the biggest mistake of her life by not choosing me. thank you, sweet home alabama season 4 for a wild ride.
would you hire me? well, i’d hope so. my performance on wednesday’s first-ever @oldspice boardroom on youtube live was above average if i do say so myself. check out the highlights, including my genius idea for the new @oldspice foaming body wash and watch the livestream on old spice’s youtube channel #oldspicepaidmetosaythis
finally developed some film and deleted the fake film app. here are some photos from a few weeks ago; featuring ex-roommate and matt and nature.
yo picture this ima cop smoking a cigarette. my fair maiden awaits for me to come to bed. my heart yearns for her with the fiery passion of a thousand burning suns; i can’t leave the tub as i am too stressed out after a long day of chasin’ drug dealers, it’s 1973.
we were so inspired by our best ginger friend and the new Smirnoff Moscow Mule ginger & lime that we decided to try the ginger life for ourselves. tag YOUR favorite ginger— you bring the Smirnoff, they bring the ginger beer. major thanks to @SmirnoffUS for helping me and jason see that gingers really do have more fun #smirnoffpartner #moscowmule
i wrote something a long time ago and recently recorded me reciting the words out loud with a good friend. i don't sing, i don't rap, i speak. we then recorded a video for it with another good friend in the desert. it was hot and i got a lot of sweat on my favourite hoodie. it was fun. the link for the video is in my bio.