Инстаграм @theblankbitch Tees | Pins | Pink
Write this down: being different is better. Also write this down: do people still use pencils?
It's the big day! Just LOOK at these big sparkly boxes. Don't get us wrong but they could definitely be bigger and pinker. Happy Holidays, hookers!
THIS IS NOT A DRILL! You better have your lights up, your stocking hung, and your Blank Bitch pins visible or Santa won't give you anything. Don't have any Blank Bitch pins? Wow...are you new here? Get 'em at TheBlankBitch.com and you'll have them for next year.
Candy is a VERY important part of any holiday. Whether that holiday be Christmas, Hannukah, Kwanzaa, groundhog day, Saturday....Okay, candy is just really important.
Hang your stockings, bitch! It's about that time. Didn't get your Blank Bitch pins yet? Order them today and be THAT bitch in 2018!
Want a real present? Treat yourself to a custom Blank Bitch tee! Self promo yourself like crazy by filling in the blank, bitch! Head over to TheBlankBitch.com
In the words of the God Naomi Campbell, "fix your lipstick before you come and talk to me."
Decorations are hard, wrapping is hard, not eating candy is hard. There's a reason we don't usually do this.