Инстаграм @ryangodzilling Kieran Murray 🗽
In America, first you get the sugar, then you get the power, then you get the women. According to Ryan
Ryan asked @tommii to paint him like one of his murals and now Ryan is convinced that he can run faster. ⚡️🦖🎨 @tommii is a great friend and a talented artist who is about to paint a mural in DTLA and we want to show our support! If you want to be a part of an iconic piece of art, here’s your chance. Link in bio.
Ryan saw something shiny on the 405 so he went to investigate. Ryan now has a quarter. How many quarters do you have? That’s what I thought. The moral of the story? Don’t walk onto the highway. Seriously, don’t do it, it’s super dangerous. Even if you look both ways. But if you do, you might just end up with a shiny quarter... ✨ #wisdomoftheday #proverbsforliving #keytosuccess #lookbothways #caraccident #5carpileup #everyoneisok #accidentattorney #bettercallsaul thanks @joshua_caro for the ice pack 🤦🏼♂️
I told him that the oven was too hot but did he listen? No! Also, he told me off for opening the oven door too many times. And then he said my face was an oven door! What does that even mean?? Anyway, the spinach puffs are burned.🙄#kitchennightmares 🔥But I can’t stay mad at Ryan, sometimes he acts like a monster but he really is a good boy 🦖
There’s a Ramen spot in midtown where you eat in your own little cubicle. I told Ryan nobody even knew he was there, which is important to him because sometimes he feels self conscious when he eats the public. 🌝 thanks @heyitsapriloneil for treating us! 🙏🍜 Also thanks @ichiranny for giving Ryan crayons to occupy himself 🖍
Ryan got a little too excited with his pyrotechnics at the Super Bowl. I think Adam Levine is feeling the heat 😅🔥
All I’m saying is I’ve never seen a Rams game but I have seen a Patriots game. And that day Mr Tom Brady let Ryan have a go on the field. What a nice man.
Ryan found a truck filled with Evian water and he’s keeping it hostage! If you want him to release the water it’s gonna cost you! Swipe to proceed to the checkout. 💦🔥