I asked for a simple iced coffee. This is what I got. Jesus. Germany totally fucking ROCKS.
Guten Morgen from this fugly place!
It’s been fun watching these two on their German honeymoon, hopefully I can join them next time! 🤞#truelove #dictatorandhiscaptor #lazshitonmeagain
Super shitty swim spot today. #thumbsdown #stupidmountainface
Nice run-in with a local German gal this morning. #pigandapoke #myfamilyandiarelookingforsex
Oopsie this morning was prettier than yesterday morning
Oh hi if you need me I’ll be sitting right here but also please don’t need me thx.
If you think this is beautiful just wait till you see me in lederhosen.
Ugh she is OBSESSED with me.
I call this one “Strange Stance at the Brandenburg Gate”