I am very sad to leave this magical place. This was a very strange trip in that I went to paradise to work. This was pretty much the closest I got to seeing daylight for most of this trip. To this beautiful island and its beautiful people I say mahalo.
Live your best life... Or don't. I am not going to tell you what to do, but Hawaii and this Hawaiian shirt are like Drake's watch... fire.
Why do I exist in places not like this? I should have been a pirate like Charles Vane or Anne Bonney.