Инстаграм @huber3355 Sarah Huber
I went to Vietnam in December 2016. It was one of the best trips I’ve ever taken. It was a hard one to take though because it was the first time I’d miss a Christmas in Delaware. I was worried I’d upset my Mom, I was worried it’d be the last one at the house with my grandfather, I was worried about a lot of things. But I went and it was amazing. As soon as I touched ground, I felt free. I dropped my bag off at my hotel and I couldn’t hit the ground fast enough. I started walking amongst the many motorbikes. It was Christmas Eve and I was in heaven. Then I turned the corner on a very busy street and saw a man masturbating while sitting on his bike. Like, dick out, broad daylight, going at it and staring. I kept walking and told myself “Don’t look back, that’s what he wants. Don’t do it.” I made it pretty far but couldn’t resist, I turned around and we made eye contact and he creepily smiled, dick in hand. I was SO mad at myself for giving him exactly what he wanted. But then I thought to myself, “it’s Christmas Eve, I’m in Vietnam and I just saw some random dude masturbating in public.” And then I got noodles.
What a wonderful place. The BBQ, the scenery and Hank. And they have my favorite green dude too!
Regional sayings I’ve learned since I’ve been here: 1. Ever wonder why Truckee is so windy? It’s because Sacramento sucks and Reno blows. 2. Want to know how you know you’ve arrived in Reno? You see Sparks over the hill (I had to google that one). 3. Tahoe is a drinking town with a skiing problem.
Well, that was certainly something. My favorite part was the super nice guard who told me how a grandmother came to visit her grandson with a bag of heroin in her vagina. Once she got in the visiting room she took it out and put it in a bag of potato chips. Then her grandson ate it. Since it was caught on video, he got put in a concrete slab room with nothing but himself and two pairs of underwear on that were taped to his body. Then it was the guard’s job to sort it all out. He found the bag, the grandmother got arrested, the grandson got more time. Future reference, you can’t leave the concrete slab room unless you have “three clean poops.” #happymothersday